Random funny conversations. .

> Jasmine: You! You be my crutch.
> Me: What!? I'm your crotch?
> Jasmine: Hahaha shuttup!
> Me: Did you just call me your crotch?
> Jasmine: No! You loser! Shuttup!
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> Me: Why are your pants so tight?
> Elisabeth: Because their supposed to be skinny jeans.
> Me: But skinny jeans are for girls.
> Elisabeth: Yeah. What, you think I'm a boy?
> Me: Yeah.. Daniel, why are your pants so tight?
> Daniel: Because I'm a boy.
> Me: What? Hahahahaha.